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How to ask your Boss for a salary increase?

One day an employee sends a letter to Her boss asking for an increase in her salary!!!

Dear Bo$$

In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company.

I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon.

Your$ $incerely,

Marian $hih


The next day, the employee recieved this letter of reply:

Dear Marian

I kNOw you have been working very hard. NOwadays, NOthing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably well as yet.

NOw the newspaper are saying the world`s leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United States may go into aNOther recession. After the NOvember presidential elections things may turn bad.

I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean.

Yours truly, Manager

Ah Beng's Night Course

Ah Beng went to take night courses with the reasoning in futurecan get promotion or better job. During work, Ah Beng likes to show off to Ah Seng about hisknowledge.

Ah Beng : Ah Seng ah... I've been taking night courses for 3 months already, next week is the exam.
Ah Seng : Oh... Good luck ah.

Then Ah Beng started show off...
Ah Beng : Ok, I test you, who is Graham Bell?
Ah Seng : Don't knowAh Beng : He is the inventor of phone la... in 1876, see... if you take night courses, you would know this.
Ah Seng : ........................ *speechless*

The next day, Ah Beng shows off again...
Ah Beng : Ah Seng ah... let me ask you, who is Jean Jacques Rousseau?
Ah Seng : Wash your toilet one ah?
Ah Beng : No! He's the author of "Confessions", nah nah nah... told you already, if you take night courses, you would know this.
Ah Seng : ......................... *speechless + frustrated*

The next day, once again...
Ah Beng : Do you know who is Alexander Dumas?
Ah Seng : Your gay partner?
Ah Beng : Choiii!!! If you don't know don't simply answer la. He's the author of "The 3 Musketeers", if you take night courses, you would know this.
Ah Seng : ....................... *speechless + frustrated + irritated

This time Ah Seng cannot tahan (stand) anymore and ask AhBeng...
Ah Seng : Eh... Do you know who is Ah Kaw?
Ah Beng : Errrr... No!
Ah Seng : He's the guy sleeping with your wife!! If you stopnight courses, you would know this!!Ah Beng : ........................ *fainted*

原来国家的名字能如此浪漫

h.o.l.l.a.n.d 荷兰
hope our love lasts and never dies.
希望我们的爱永恒不变

i.t.a.l.y 意大利
i trust and love you
我相信你和爱你

l.i.b.y.a 利比亚
love is beautiful ; you also
爱是美丽的 ； 你也是

f.r.a.n.c.e 法兰西
friendships remain and never can end
友谊永固

c.h.i.n.a 中国
come here , i need affection.
来这，我需要爱

b.u.r.m.a 缅甸
between us , remember me always
我们之间 ， 常常记得我

n.e.p.a.l 尼泊尔
never ever part as lovers
像情人一样永不分开

i.n.d.i.a 印度
i nearly died in adoration
我差点在狂爱中死去

k.e.n.y.a 肯雅
keep everything nice , yet arousing
全部东西保养好来， 保持趣味

c.a.n.a.d.a 加拿大
cute and naughty action that developed into attraction
可爱和顽皮的动作建造成吸引力

k.o.r.e.a 韩国
keep optimistic regardless if every adversity
虽然事与愿为 ， 保持乐观

e.g.y.p.t 埃及
everything's great , you pretty thing !!
十全十美 ， 你这漂亮的东西！！

m.a.n.i.l.a 马尼拉
may all nights inspire love always
漫漫长夜时时刻刻感到爱

M.A.L.A.Y.S.I.A 马来西亚
man and lady are you still in available

T.A.I.W.A.N 台湾
Tamade !! A-bien is winning AGAIN !!!他妈的！！ 阿扁又赢了！！！

Countries Name's meaning

h.o.l.l.a.n.d - hope our love lasts and never dies.

i.t.a.l.y - i trust and love you

l.i.b.y.a - love is beautiful ; you also

f.r.a.n.c.e - friendships remain and never can end

c.h.i.n.a - come here , i need affection.

b.u.r.m.a - between us , remember me always

n.e.p.a.l -bnever ever part as lovers

i.n.d.i.a i - nearly died in adoration

k.e.n.y.a - keep everything nice , yet arousing

c.a.n.a.d.a - cute and naughty action that developed into attraction

k.o.r.e.a - keep optimistic regardless if every adversity

e.g.y.p.t - everything's great , you pretty thing !!

m.a.n.i.l.a - may all nights inspire love always

M.A.L.A.Y.S.I.A - man and lady are you still in available

T.A.I.W.A.N - Tamade !! A-bien is winning AGAIN !!!

New techniques in Spreading HIV

Dear All,

A few weeks ago, in a cinema, a person felt something poking from her seat.When she got up to see what it was,she found a needle sticking out of the seat with a note attached saying "You have just been infected by HIV (AIDS)".The Disease Control Center (in Paris )reports many similar events in many other cities recently. All tested needles were HIV Positive. The Center also reports that needles have been found in cash dispensers (ATM) at public banking machines. We ask everyone to use extreme caution when faced with this kind of situation. All public chairs/seats should be inspected with vigilance and caution before use. A careful visual inspection should be enough. In addition, they ask that each of you pass this message along to all members of your family and your friends of the potential danger.Recently, one doctor has narrated asome what similar instance that happened to one of his patients at the Praia Cinema in Delhi . A young girl engaged and about to be married in couple of months, was pricked while the movie was going on. The tag with the needle had the message : "Welcome to the World of HIV family". Though the doctors told her family that it takes about 6 months before the virus grows strong enough to start damaging the system and a healthy victim could survive about 5-6 years, the girl died in 4 months, perhaps more because of the "Shock thought". We all have to becareful at public places, rest God help! Just think about saving a life by forwarding this message. Please,take a few seconds of your time to pass along.